Header of California Secretary of State website of U.S. Presidential Candidate Statements
Header of California Secretary of State website of U.S. Presidential Candidate Statements
Header of California Secretary of State website of U.S. Presidential Candidate Statements

Browne

Badnarik

Barr

Johnson

Sanders

For the last 5 presidential elections where I have been eligible to vote, I have never chosen a major party candidate for president, opting for 3rd parties or write-in candidates like those listed above. I am a true independent in this capacity. But this year is different: for the first time one of the major parties will get my vote. This isn’t a story about regret or shifting from one election to another but a sea change in a whole life’s perspective, represented by a vote for US president.

I see your eyes rolling. …


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Inspired by every celebrity with a facial tattoo and want to get your own? Are you also a huge fan of the Enneagram and other pseudoscience personality type assessments? This guide will use your Enneagram type number to simplify your permanent, poor life choices.

Type One — The Reformer

Tattoo: A Bull’s Eye in the center of your forehead. You’re not a monster, you demand focused attention and controlled simplicity.

Type TwoThe Helper

Tattoo: Your Ex’s nickname above your eyebrow. Sure you have a new significant other but you have lots of love to give. Show that you…

Michael Valania

Michael Valania is a humorist who lives in Sacramento, CA. He is not the other Michael Valania that was once the Penn State Football Mascot.

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