For the last 5 presidential elections where I have been eligible to vote, I have never chosen a major party candidate for president, opting for 3rd parties or write-in candidates like those listed above. I am a true independent in this capacity. But this year is different: for the first time one of the major parties will get my vote. This isn’t a story about regret or shifting from one election to another but a sea change in a whole life’s perspective, represented by a vote for US president.
I see your eyes rolling. …
Inspired by every celebrity with a facial tattoo and want to get your own? Are you also a huge fan of the Enneagram and other pseudoscience personality type assessments? This guide will use your Enneagram type number to simplify your permanent, poor life choices.
Type One — The Reformer
Tattoo: A Bull’s Eye in the center of your forehead. You’re not a monster, you demand focused attention and controlled simplicity.
Type Two — The Helper
Tattoo: Your Ex’s nickname above your eyebrow. Sure you have a new significant other but you have lots of love to give. Show that you…
Michael Valania is a humorist who lives in Sacramento, CA. He is not the other Michael Valania that was once the Penn State Football Mascot.